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I need some help I'm a wanted man I need

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some lighter help me get a divorce and

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I'll help you all right all right I'll

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kill your wife are you hell yeah career

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I'm hiding i think by the bar meet me at

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the dye station my name is new you are

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sooo i'm a fat naked guy I see you I'm

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uh I'm my kitty oh hi Katie I have a

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nice main have blue and gold armor

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that's also white well if you point out

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your wife will be more destroyed and

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Sheldon I'll kill your wife for you and

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all i have to do is destroy the ring but

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you know oh my god you are fat yeah I'm

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pretty overweight do did you like your

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belt buckle like is inside your skin d

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I'm free Jesus Christ you're right

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that's the way night repeatable dude

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dude look at my abs below how you rick

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roll that's nice look look at my abs you

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could see all my abs check out your abs

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don't see your abs let me take a tighter

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I have a tab we're done yeah please take

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off your shirt there you go look so real

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but my deals you [\h__\h] built dude I

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know right I even got a little X on my

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chest nice because that's how ripped I

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am I mean I can even pull I don't even

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pull off wearing a frickin blouse nice

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you should do that so if you if you need

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me to kill your wife great but I'm

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wanted by the the police for stealing

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things and I don't know how to get them

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off my bed much how much is the bony I

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think yeah they keep they don't even

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offer anymore they just attacked me on

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sight well you have to hide from them as

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well as here am I now glories well when

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it says you're notorious I don't have

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is it love Freddie to teach our hearts

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I'm tourists b.i.g look how big I up all

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right well let's go fight these guards

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and maybe a little leave me alone no no

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you can't ok follow me follow me yeah

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I'll show you no no no shut up shut up

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buddy come here [\h__\h] moving i will l

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fist you I don't fish me feel something

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baby Hey oh my god hold on hold on let

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me uh let me do something real fast all

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right okay when I say hold on make sure

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your hidden I'm 30 where does your

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percent chance of stealing um it'll give

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you your 20 ahead of the guard fog wait

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wait wait where's the guard oh [\h__\h]

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right behind you shaking me down I'm

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painting nine gold is leave me alone

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yeah I'll paid nine gold he just shook

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me down for nine gold what kind of how

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is this freedom those was America come

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on I'm being shipped down i miss minding

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my own business here watch this man eat

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some bread and i can't even go in there

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and see what he's got in his wallet he's

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barely sitting on that bench we at least

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have a few people watching the teamspeak

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yeah a little bit there they're actually

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complaining about my characters wait

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they're very concerned yeah this guards

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a problem I can't have him this close

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that brunette woman because you sneak

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over here and you steal this woman's

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wallet right the guards leaving if you

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don't do this you're not in the

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Brotherhood of pain come in next week I

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have a thirty percent chance of doing it

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I'm a clipping so percent it was forty

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percent till you showed up well logs and

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i'll move i'll click my look you're very

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obvious there's no way you're gonna be

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able to pull something huge dark org are

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you saying you're not I get 40 oh not

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stealthy all right on three we pick

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pockets either I've thirty percent

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chance

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are you ready funny you know let's do it

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i won three to go got it all right run

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that was gonna done over your iron over

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here behind this pillar shhh are you

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thanking me we got it we got a fight we

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have to fight we have no chance I'm dead

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how'd you die I was quick strikes by

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guards and those people are pretty

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powerful we just tried to rob i highly

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doubt that we're just incompetent I'm

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going back to striker yes I shall oh my

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god oh my god I have to run I have to

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run I'm gonna hide under the steps oh my

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god please hide i see you i'm i'm i'm

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under the little wooden dock place by r

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so

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come over here all right your

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bellybutton ring is too big by the way

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no it's all right so what we're gonna

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look for you're gonna look for is items

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in chests and people's pockets that are

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either a volley of 30 or value have a

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hundred okay 30 years those are the only

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things I want you to sell all right a

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hundred items are green but not not all

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items that are green will be sold for

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100 like bracers don't get those ok

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catch two peoples piece of armors or

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anything's yeah yeah of course but we

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weren't we're not gonna go into home

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invasions right now let's for upper

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class right jack we're not doing home

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values which right now it is that's

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another but that's that's the next

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session yes we're not going in the next

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session yet yes it's two sessions okay

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you don't have to call me master oh if

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you call me daddy yes Daddy choking what

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I do is bother ya well you actually do

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you actually do have to call me Mommy

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because mommy and daddy the kitty care

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game actually no that's right you do

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have to call me daddy cuz I'm the father

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of the litter in the kitty cat came but

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they're not quite initiated in the kitty

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cat gang I'm the mini to initiate him

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jack yeah you are one mom my wife is

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another and then we have some other dude

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uses like a toilet no no you should do

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that oh my my fat my fat head is going

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to straight through your torso where the

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[\h__\h] the bar what do you want okay Oh

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Bobby where'd you go you didn't kill my

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garden I want I guess I'll at 4k before

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4k out you're gonna make sure to know

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dude i found it i think there's like an

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awesome bar around here earlier bar what

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are these guys doing what is guys these

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guys wanna dance right here we gotta get

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you some cash and the only way you're

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gonna make cash is by dancing um right

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we're trying I've had a bar work and

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aunt out exactly where the [\h__\h] a bar

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I mean look up online daggerfall ball

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oh this person here we're setting off

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their clothes clothes rip it off there

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looks like they're pretty down how you

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yes caller go ahead you're on the air go

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ahead you hear on there hello hi you

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have a song request hi sure great you're

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on the air uh humpy hub oh what a good

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song Humpty hump I like that yeah